Got Any Duck Food?

Store owner uses a chair or table as a store counter

Customer: (walks in) “Got any duck food?”
Owner: “No, sorry, this is a vegetable stand. We don’t sell duck food.”

Customer: (leaves, pauses, walks back in) “Got any duck food?”
Owner: “I told you yesterday, we don’t sell duck food.”

Customer: (leaves, pauses, walks back in) “Got any duck food?”
Owner: “No, this is a vegetable stand! WE DO NOT SELL DUCK FOOD!”

Customer: (leaves, pauses, walks back in) “Got any duck food?”
Owner: “No, no, no! I have told you all week that we do not have duck food! If you ask me again I will nail your feet to the floor!”

Customer: (leaves, pauses, walks back in) “Got any nails?”
Owner: (confused) “Umm, no?”
Customer: “Got any duck food?”