Questions/Answers

Q: What is the best part of a boxer’s joke?
A: The PUNCH line

Q: What kind of house weighs the least?
A: A LIGHT house

Q: How many seconds are in one year?
A: Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd…

Q: Who sleeps with their shoes on?
A: Horses

Q: What is faster – heat or cold?
A: Heat, you can catch cold

Q: What question can you never truthfully answer “Yes”?
A: Are you asleep?